gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via milesjai)

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

(via elizabeth-karenina)

historical-nonfiction:

Spartan warriors were known for their long, flowing hair. Before a battle, they would carefully comb it. Cowardly soldiers would have half their hair and half their beards shaved off.

(Source: facts.randomhistory.com, via elizabeth-karenina)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"I won’t let him crawl under the recliner to eat the upholstery staples."
Submitted By: Amber S.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"I won’t let him crawl under the recliner to eat the upholstery staples."
Submitted By: Amber S.

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: secretpapi, via elizabeth-karenina)

let me get this straight

gingerhaze:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

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and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

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(via lyannasnow)

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

(via zackisontumblr)

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

(via hi)

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

(via zackisontumblr)

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

(via invigoratingcheese)